Actual photo of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts’ microwave.
Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.
You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.
This is the most cyberpunk thing I have ever seen.
"In other news, Carlos put up his Christmas tree. Hopefully it wouldn’t explode like the first four,anyhow, I leave you with the weather."
THE COLOURFUL CHEMISTREE…OF SCIENCE!
"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.
Anonymous asked: I don't know much about chemistry, and you've probably heard most of these silly jokes before but I figured I'd try to start your Tuesday out with a touch of funny, maybe. *what does 7 on the pH scale have in common with Sweden? They both are neutral* I hope its nice and sunny again today and not too cold~ M
Bless you, Secret Santa. I love terrible chemistry puns. :)
Anonymous asked: happy monday. I'm M and I'll be your secret santa for the remainder of December~ so hello and I hope you have a wonderful day! (if you are currently in the middle of final exams, I wish you all the best) <3
Hey! Thank you so much. :) I’m in the last week before finals, so this was much needed. The sun is shining through the skylights in the chemistry building. Hope you have a great day too!